Sunday, October 12, 2008

Question #2 (James)

Do you believe in ghosts or evil spirits? Would you be willing to spend a night alone in a remote house that is supposedly haunted?


Yes, i absolutely do. My brother seen the ghost of my grandfather and his dog right after he died, and a few people in our family upon passing have seemingly left signs for the living that there IS another place after death. So, i definitely believe in ghosts. Both, in a spiritual sense, and a Scientific aspect; for i believe science transcends and bridges the gap between corporeal reality and Distant spirituality.

My family history is ripe with those who practice "the arts" as well. From Various forms of paganism, to more western occult practices, to traditional stereotyped Witchcraft, its all in my family. Ive done a lot of it myself as well in my journey to find the answer, and what knowledge i could gain. By familiarizing myself with these things, its opened up my eyes to other realities, of which contain many unknown and hard to categorize happenings. hauntings, demons, angels, spirits, good AND bad, and many other things. Ive also been in contact with a couple of Paranormal investigating groups throughout my travels, so i hear a lot of stories about people "in the field" as well. Ive experienced some of the darker aspects of this question, myself, personally; so i cant deny the existence of other spiritual essences.

And, as such, the question to whether id spend a night alone would involve some common sense, as well. I WOULD have to have a method of escape and retreat were it necessary. Its not all about defeating your fear, because, it CAN turn physical during certain episodes. That ive learned, as well. SO, if i had a vehicle, and a Phone that worked, i would definitely do it. Id also HAVE to have recording equipment, just so i could prove to everyone and myself, what i saw was there and not just my own paranoia

Question #2 (Kara)

Do you believe in ghosts or evil spirits? Would you be willing to spend a night alone in a remote house that is supposedly haunted?

I do believe in ghosts and evil spirits. I used to live in an apartment that was more than likely inhabited by some kind of spirit. I wouldn't say it was haunted, because it wasn't ever really anything scary that happened, it was more of a feeling of a presence. I remember moving into the apartment and not really thinking anything of it, but Jodi helped us move, and when she was helping to put Chloe and Calli's clothes in their closet, she later stated that she thought it was a creepy closet.

I just spent a lot of time looking through old pictures, because once when I was cleaning Chloe and Calli's room, after I cleaned it, I took pics. In one of the pics, and orb showed up. I sent the pic to a group of ghost hunters, and they verified that it was a true orb, not a speck of dust or a light anomaly. We requested that if they could, that they do some research on the house, but we never heard back from them.

It was also at this house that Chloe was talking about the burned kids that lived in the closet. She told an elaborate story of how the kids were burned and died in the closet, which is the same closet that Jodi had initially said was creepy. I didn't really experience anything that out of the ordinary in the house. There were a couple of times that the doors to the entertainment center opened and closed on their own, latched and everything. There were a couple of spots in the basement that I didn't like going near. There was an old coal chamber near the washer and dryer, and I thought it was really cool, so one day I started poking around in there. I could only go so far in though, because I got creeped out by it.

I also had a dream about my grandpa on the night he died... but I don't know if it was just me processing things, or a message from him, but I was standing at the the edge of the lake that my grandpa and grandma used to live on, asking grandpa to take me with him. The sun was setting, and he was going out to go fishing. I kept saying "take me with you" and he just said "I have to go alone". I've always remembered that dream, because it was really vivid.

As far as spending the night in a remote haunted place, sure, I would do it. Doesn't mean that I would stay for the entire time, so if I were forced to leave all modes of transportation somewhere out of reach, I would have to say that I probably wouldn't agree to it. I'm actually open to it, because I believe that it would be an extremely enlightening experience, but I can't guarantee that if things got too creepy, I wouldn't want to leave. I've sat for hours watching the ghost cam at Willard Library, which I believe is in Evansville.

I've done all kind of research on pics of ghosts too, and there are some ones that are questionable, like are they photoshopped (I just had a sudden urge to see how easily I could photoshop myself into a pic and make me look like a ghost), but there are a lot of them, as well as EVPs that seem realistic.

I would actually like to go to a kind of "ghost hunt" and see what that's like. There's a museum in Valpo that's haunted that appeared on Ghost Hunters, and is on their DVD, but there wasn't anything that I saw when I took a group of clients there.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Question #1 (James)

For a person you loved deeply, would you be wiling to move to a distant country knowing there would be little chance of seeing your friends or family again?


This one for me is much easier, more so than my mates answer. Though, i do exactly follow her assessment on what a family unit is defined as. Unfortunately, up until now, i haven't really known what a pleasing, loving family unit was; and now i know, I've found it. I love her, with all my heart, and i love her children right along side her.

I really am not close, AT ALL, to any of my family members. Many times in the past I've moved and roamed, and not had contact with them, and always been fine with that, as were they. I'm the outcast of the outcasts, so to say. A Black sheep of a dwindling birth unit, a gypsy whos wanderlust kept me moving until i found what i was seeking for. Any time i stayed at home for any period of time, it was hell. Fightings, turned violent, the home wasn't a home, more of a prison. But, that can be posted in another blog. This one is SUPPOSED to be shorter than hers after all.

So, would i move across the globe to be with the one i loved? A Resounding YES, with no strings holding me back is my answer. I'm not a social person, as i said, my family was best served with me at a distant point. As for friends? Last friend i had, was in high school, so that pretty much answers itself. I don't make friends quickly or easily. I can suffice with my socialization the web if need be,or find friends once I'm in a place where i feel comfort and love.

My final Answer?

If Kara had been in Nepal, the Congo, Egypt (which i love, BTW), or any other damn obscure place, my ass would have packed up in a New York MINUTE and been there. I am HERE now, so, i donthave to worry about leaving for the love of my life. Shes right beside me.

Question #1 (Kara)

For a person you loved deeply, would you be wiling to move to a distant country knowing there would be little chance of seeing your friends or family again?

My initial response here is YES, without a doubt, but then I have to think of how family is defined. There would be no way that I would go without my kids. Being minors, I simply assumed that they would be included in the ME in this, because of them simply being minors. I could never leave my children and not see them for extended periods of time. Hell, I miss them while I'm at work for a few hours, and although they can be frustrating to no end, they still are the center of my universe. Likewise, I couldn't be in a relationship with someone they didn't genuinely like. I'm not saying that they have to love them, because I wouldn't ever force that on anyone, but my kids definitely need to like the person that I'm with, otherwise, it doesn't matter how much I like the person, it isn't going to work. I love and respect my children too much for that. The same thing goes though, for the person that I am with. If they can't love my children like they love me (and yes, I will force the love issue for the other adult in the relationship, simply because it is a package deal... not force them to love them, but know that if they can't love them, then they can't truly love me), then they can't be with me. Anyone who would want me to leave my children to be with them doesn't deserve me, and couldn't love me like I needed to be loved.

The "little chance" in this is what makes me say that if I could take my children with me, it would be a resounding yes. I know that my family wants to see me happy, and if they knew that not seeing me would equate to that, then it would be something that they would support me on. If it had been worded "never", it may have been something that I would need to think about a little harder.

As for friends, I have very few of them that I see on a consistent basis anyway. I communicate with most of them through text messages or online anyway, for the most part. I would miss Jodi, as she's been the one constant in my life since pretty much day one as far as friendship goes, but I also know that I could contact her pretty much anytime through other methods. She would also be the one most likely to visit me, if I were in a different country. Given that, then I wouldn't hesitate to go.

So, this doesn't simply have a straightforward answer, as the question is too ambiguous to give one, but I threw out when it could happen, and when it couldn't, and what exactly would have to happen for it to happen.

Friday, October 10, 2008

If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be? (James)

Im stepping to the side, and making it a movie home, too. I WAS going to pick the house the series "charmed" was filmed in, but i was immediately reacquainted with one of the most fantastic mansions ive seen, in a Movie. Its the Oak Alley Plantation. Anne Rice's "Interview with the Vampire", were filmed there. It was the plantation home, of Louis, when he was mortal, and which was also lived in by him and lestat for many years, until being burned down amidst the fear slaves were showing at their mysterious masters. The home itself has a long history, and has had many paranormal sightings occur at it, as well. Following, area few photos.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

My Johari/Nohari Windows (Kara)

Arena

(known to self and others)

insecure, vulgar, needy, childish

Blind Spot

(known only to others)

withdrawn, loud, panicky, self-satisfied, passive, overdramatic, predictable, inattentive

Façade

(known only to self)

cynical, impatient

Unknown

(known to nobody)

incompetent, intolerant, inflexible, timid, cowardly, violent, aloof, glum, stupid, simple, irresponsible, lethargic, hostile, selfish, unhappy, unhelpful, unimaginative, inane, brash, cruel, ignorant, irrational, distant, boastful, blasé, imperceptive, chaotic, weak, embarrassed, vacuous, unethical, insensitive, smug, rash, dispassionate, dull, callous, unreliable, cold, foolish, humourless

All Percentages

incompetent (0%) intolerant (0%) inflexible (0%) timid (0%) cowardly (0%) violent (0%) aloof (0%) glum (0%) stupid (0%) simple (0%) insecure (50%) irresponsible (0%) vulgar (50%) lethargic (0%) withdrawn (50%) hostile (0%) selfish (0%) unhappy (0%) unhelpful (0%) cynical (0%) needy (50%) unimaginative (0%) inane (0%) brash (0%) cruel (0%) ignorant (0%) irrational (0%) distant (0%) childish (50%) boastful (0%) blasé (0%) imperceptive (0%) chaotic (0%) impatient (0%) weak (0%) embarrassed (0%) loud (50%) vacuous (0%) panicky (50%) unethical (0%) insensitive (0%) self-satisfied (50%) passive (50%) smug (0%) rash (0%) dispassionate (0%) overdramatic (50%) dull (0%) predictable (50%) callous (0%) inattentive (50%) unreliable (0%) cold (0%) foolish (0%) humourless (0%)

Arena

(known to self and others)

idealistic, intelligent, logical

Blind Spot

(known only to others)

calm, caring, clever, confident, friendly, giving, happy, independent, ingenious, kind, knowledgeable, loving, mature, quiet, reflective, self-assertive, sentimental, silly, spontaneous, wise, witty

Façade

(known only to self)

introverted, self-conscious, shy

Unknown

(known to nobody)

able, accepting, adaptable, bold, brave, cheerful, complex, dependable, dignified, energetic, extroverted, helpful, modest, nervous, observant, organised, patient, powerful, proud, relaxed, religious, responsive, searching, sensible, sympathetic, tense, trustworthy, warm

All Percentages

able (0%) accepting (0%) adaptable (0%) bold (0%) brave (0%) calm (16%) caring (33%) cheerful (0%) clever (33%) complex (0%) confident (16%) dependable (0%) dignified (0%) energetic (0%) extroverted (0%) friendly (16%) giving (16%) happy (16%) helpful (0%) idealistic (16%) independent (33%) ingenious (16%) intelligent (33%) introverted (0%) kind (33%) knowledgeable (33%) logical (16%) loving (50%) mature (33%) modest (0%) nervous (0%) observant (0%) organised (0%) patient (0%) powerful (0%) proud (0%) quiet (16%) reflective (16%) relaxed (0%) religious (0%) responsive (0%) searching (0%) self-assertive (16%) self-conscious (0%) sensible (0%) sentimental (16%) shy (0%) silly (16%) spontaneous (33%) sympathetic (0%) tense (0%) trustworthy (0%) warm (0%) wise (16%) witty (33%)

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Arena

(known to self and others)

idealistic, intelligent, logical

Blind Spot

(known only to others)

calm, caring, clever, confident, friendly, giving, happy, independent, ingenious, kind, knowledgeable, loving, mature, quiet, reflective, self-assertive, sentimental, silly, spontaneous, wise, witty

Façade

(known only to self)

introverted, self-conscious, shy

Unknown

(known to nobody)

able, accepting, adaptable, bold, brave, cheerful, complex, dependable, dignified, energetic, extroverted, helpful, modest, nervous, observant, organised, patient, powerful, proud, relaxed, religious, responsive, searching, sensible, sympathetic, tense, trustworthy, warm

All Percentages

able (0%) accepting (0%) adaptable (0%) bold (0%) brave (0%) calm (16%) caring (33%) cheerful (0%) clever (33%) complex (0%) confident (16%) dependable (0%) dignified (0%) energetic (0%) extroverted (0%) friendly (16%) giving (16%) happy (16%) helpful (0%) idealistic (16%) independent (33%) ingenious (16%) intelligent (33%) introverted (0%) kind (33%) knowledgeable (33%) logical (16%) loving (50%) mature (33%) modest (0%) nervous (0%) observant (0%) organised (0%) patient (0%) powerful (0%) proud (0%) quiet (16%) reflective (16%) relaxed (0%) religious (0%) responsive (0%) searching (0%) self-assertive (16%) self-conscious (0%) sensible (0%) sentimental (16%) shy (0%) silly (16%) spontaneous (33%) sympathetic (0%) tense (0%) trustworthy (0%) warm (0%) wise (16%) witty (33%)

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Saturday, October 4, 2008

If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be? (Kara)

So, after spending the last few minutes looking at and explaining infinity pools, I can now say that I would love to live in the Cohen house from The OC.

OK, It's really the only house I could think of that's from a series... at least the only house that I could remember, but then, who wouldn't want to live in this house?



It's huge, has an infinity pool, is on a cul-de-sac, and well, has immaculate landscaping. Granted, it's not that I could keep up with it, especially keeping it clean, but with a house like that, I could have a room where I just threw all the extra crap in and could make it look clean, couldn't I?

I mean, the pool and the pool house alone is amazing.





I guess I could've picked a less pretentious house to live in, given the option to live in any home that I could, but that's what dreaming is all about, right?

Now, James just questioned the semantics of the question, as in, is home defined as the dwelling, or is home defined as living with the people who lived in the home as well? My answer remains the same.

I would want to live in the same home, with the characters from the series. I was going to go into a whole spiel describing the characters of the show, but I know entirely too much about each of them, and really don't want to admit just HOW much here.

What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book? (James)

The Lorax

I barely remembered the whole plot of this particular story, but i remembered part of its name, and the cover, looking like what i would say now was a horrid drug induced night mare of a creature. So, i went back, and read it again, looked at it more closely, and how it related to the time it was written. It was quite a controversial book when written, possibly the most so out of all his books. It spoke about deforestation and the over all destruction by greedy corporations of our natural habitat and their inability to comprehend what they were doing was wrong, or HOW it could EVER remotely be thought of as such.

The principle behind it, that i personally enjoyed, was the whole "web of existence" aspect. How one thing and decision we may do, or action taken, can so greatly affect time at a later point, or completely change existence. Plus, hippies are funny. Well, hippies are Cool and all, but tree hugging environmentalists are weird. But, regardless of if the good DR. was a hippy or not, the book has good principle, that has been banned, censored, and TAUGHT in schools since the day it came out. Text from the story follows.

The Lorax

At the far end of town where the Grickle-grass grows
and the wind smells slow-and-sour when it blows
and no birds ever sing excepting old crows...is the Street of the Lifted Lorax.

And deep in the Grickle-grass, some people say,
if you look deep enough you can still see, today,
where the Lorax once stood just as long as it could
before somebody lifted the Lorax away.

What WAS the Lorax? And why was it there?
And why was it lifted and taken somewhere
from the far end of town where the Grickle-grass grows?
The old Once-ler still lives here.
Ask him. HE knows.

You won't see the Once-ler.
Don't knock at his door. He stays in his Lerkim on top of his store.
He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof, where he makes his own clothes
out of miff-muffered moof.
And on special dank midnights in August,
he peeks out of the shutters and sometimes he speaks
and tells how the Lorax was lifted away.

He'll tell you, perhaps...

if you're willing to pay.

On the end of a rope he lets down a tin pail
and you have to toss in fifteen cents and a nail
and the shell of a great-great-great-grandfather snail.

Then he pulls up the pail,
makes a most careful count
to see if you've paid him
the proper amount.

Then he hides what you paid him away in his Snuvv,
his secret strange hole in his gruvvulous glove.

Then he grunts, "I will call you by Whisper-ma-Phone,
for the secrets I tell are for your ears alone.

"SLUPP!"

Down slupps the Whisper-ma-Phone to your ear
and the old Once-ler's whispers are not very clear,
since they have to come down through a snergelly hose,
and he sounds as if he had smallish bees up his nose.

"Now I'll tell you," he says,
with his teeth sounding gray,
"how the Lorax got lifted and taken away...
It all started way back...
such a long, long time back...

Way back in the days when the grass was still green
and the pond was still wet
and the clouds were still clean,
and the song of the Swomee-Swans rang out in space...
one morning, I came to this glorious place.
And I first saw the trees!
The Truffula Trees!
The bright-colored tufts of the Truffula Trees!
Mile after mile in the fresh morning breeze.

And, under the trees, I saw Brown Bar-ba-loots
frisking about in their Bar-ba-loot suits
as they played in the shade and ate Truffula Fruits.

From the rippulous pond
came the comfortable sound of the Humming-Fish humming
while splashing around.

But those TREES!
Those TREES!
THOSE TRUFFULA TREES!
All my life I'd been searching for trees such as these.
The touch of their tufts was much softer than silk.
And they had the sweet smell of fresh butterfly milk.
I felt a great leaping of joy in my heart.
I knew just what I'd do!
I unloaded my cart.

In no time at all,
I had built a small shop.
Then I chopped down a Truffula Tree with one chop.
And with great skillful skill and with great speedy speed,
I took the soft tuft.
And I knitted a Thneed!

The instant I'd finished, I heard a GA-ZUMP!
I looked.
I saw something pop out of the stump
of the tree I'd chopped down.
It was sort of a man.
Describe him?...That's hard.
I don't know if I can.

He was shortish. And oldish.
And brownish. And mossy.
And he spoke in a voice that was sharpish and bossy.
"Mister!" he said with a sawdusty sneeze,
"I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.
I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.
And I'm asking you, sir, at the top of my lungs"
he was very upset as he shouted and puffed
"WHAT'S THAT THING YOU'VE MADE OUT OF MY TRUFFULA TUFT?"

"Look Lorax," I said.
"There's no cause for alarm.
I chopped just one tree. I am doing no harm.
I'm being quite useful. This thing is a Thneed.
A Thneed's a Fine-Something-That-All-People-Need!
It's a shirt. It's a sock. It's a glove. It's a hat.
But it has OTHER uses. Yes, far beyond that.
You can use it for carpets. For pillows! For sheets!
Or curtains! Or covers for bicycle seats!"

The Lorax said,
"Sir! You are crazy with greed.
There is no one on earth
who would buy that fool Thneed!"

But the very next minute I proved he was wrong.
For, just at that minute, a chap came along,
and he thought that the Thneed I had knitted was great.
He happily bought it for three ninety-eight.

I laughed at the Lorax, "You poor stupid guy!
You never can tell what some people will buy."

"I repeat," cried the Lorax,
"I speak for the trees!"

"I'm busy," I told him.
"Shut up, if you please."

I rushed 'cross the room, and in no time at all,
built a radio-phone. I put in a quick call.

I called all my brothers and uncles and aunts
and I said, "Listen here! Here's a wonderful chance
for the whole Once-ler Family to get mighty rich!
Get over here fast! Take the road to North Nitch.
Turn left at Weehawken.
Sharp right at South Stitch."
And, in no time at all,
in the factory I built,
The whole Once-ler Familywas working full tilt.

We were all knitting Thneeds
just as busy as bees,
to the sound of the chopping
of Truffula Trees.

Then...
Oh! Baby! Oh! How my business did grow!
Now, chopping one treeat a time was too slow.

So I quickly invented my Super-Axe-Hacker
which whacked off four Truffula Trees at one smacker.
We were making Thneeds four times as fast as before!
And that Lorax?...HE didn't show up any more.

But the next week
he knocked on my new office door.

He snapped,
"I'm the Lorax who speaks for the trees which you seem to be chopping as fast as you please.
But I'm ALSO in charge of the Brown Bar-ba-loots
who played in the shade in their Bar-ba-loot suits
and happily lived, eating Truffula Fruits.
NOW... thanks to your hacking my trees to the ground,
there's not enough Truffula Fruit to go 'round.
And my poor Bar-ba-loots are all getting the crummies
because they have gas, and no food, in their tummies!
They loved living here. But I can't let them stay.
They'll have to find food. And I hope that they may.
good luck, boys," he cried.
And sent them away.

I, the Once-ler, felt sad as I watched them all go.
BUT...business is business!
And business must grow regardless of crummies in tummies, you know.

I meant no harm.
I most truly did not.
But I had to grow bigger. So bigger I got.

I biggered my factory.
I biggered my roads.
I biggered my wagons.
I biggered the loads of the Thneeds I shipped out.
I was shipping them forth to the South! To the East! To the West! To the North!
I went right on biggering... selling more Thneeds.
And I biggered my money, which everyone needs.

Then AGAIN he came back!
was fixing some pipes
when the old-nuisance Lorax came back with MORE gripes.

"I am the Lorax," he coughed and he whiffed.
He sneezed and he shuffled. He snarggled. He sniffed.
"Once-ler!" he cried with a cruffulous croak.
"Once-ler! You're making such a smogulous smoke!
My poor Swomee-Swans... why, they can't sing a note!
No one can sing who has smog in his throat."
And so," said the Lorax,
"-please pardon my cough-They cannot live here.
So I'm sending them off.

"Where will they go?...I don't hopefully know.
"They may have to fly for a month... or a year...
To escape from the smog you've smogged-up around here.

"What's MORE," snapped the Lorax. (His dander was up.)
"Let me say a few words about Gluppity-Glupp.
Your machinery chugs on, day and night without stop
making Gluppity-Glupp. ALso Schloppity-Schlopp.
And what do you do with this leftover goo?...
I'll show you. You dirty old Once-ler man, you!
"You're glumping the pond where the Humming-Fish hummed!
No more can they hum, for their gills are all gummed.
So I'm sending them off. Oh, their future is dreary.
They'll walk on their fins and get woefully weary
in search of some water that isn't so smeary."

And then I got mad.

I got terribly mad.

I yelled at the Lorax, "Now listen here, Dad!
All you do is yap-yap and say, 'Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!'
Well, I have rights, sir, and I'm telling YOU
I intend to go on doing just what I do!
And, for your information, you Lorax, Im figgering
on biggering

and Biggering


and BIGGERING


AND BIGGERING,


turning MORE Truffula Trees into Thneeds
which everyone, Everyone, EVERYONE needs!"

And at that very moment, we heard a loud whack!
From outside in the fields came a sickening smack
of an axe on a tree.

Then we heard the tree fall.

*** The very last Truffula Tree of them all! ***

No more trees. No more Thneeds. No more work to be done.
So, in no time, my uncles and aunts, every one,
all waved good-bye.
They jumped into my cars
and drove away under the smog-smuggered stars.

Now all that was left 'neath the bad-smelling sky
was my big empty factory...
the Lorax...
and I.

The Lorax said nothing. Just gave me a glance...
just gave me a very sad, sad, backward glance...
as he lifted himself by the seat of his pants.

And I'll never forget the grim look on his face
when he heisted himself and took leave of this place,
through a hole in the smog, without leaving a trace.
And all that the Lorax left here in this mess
was a small pile of rocks, with one word..."UNLESS."

Whatever THAT meant,
well I just couldn't guess.
That was long, long ago.

But each day since that day
I've sat here and worried and worried away.
Through the years, while my buildings have fallen apart,
I've worried about it with all of my heart.

"But NOW" says the Once-ler,
"Now that YOU'RE here,
the word of the Lorax seems perfectly clear.

UNLESS someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
nothing is going to get better.
It's not.

"SO...

Catch!"

He lets something fall.

"It's a Truffula Seed.
It's the last one of all!
You're in charge of the last of the Truffula Seeds.
And Truffula Trees are what everyone needs.
Plant a new Truffula. Treat it with care.
Give it clean water. And feed it fresh air.
Grow a forest. Protect it from axes that hack.
Then the Lorax and all of his friends may come back."


What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book? (Kara)

I would have to say that my favorite Dr. Seuss book is the one with the Sneetches. I had to Google what it was called, but it is simply called The Sneetches. It's about these odd animals, some who have stars on their bellies, and some who don't. The ones with stars on their bellies thought that they were superior to the Sneetches without stars on their bellies, until some guy comes along with a machine that will put stars on the bellies of the Sneetches that don't have stars on their bellies. Soon, all of the Sneetches look the same, but the ones that initially had stars on their bellies started feeling all elitist and were upset because they could no longer tell who were the starred Sneetches, and who weren't, so the person with the machine knew how to take the stars off of their bellies. Soon, all of the Sneetches were taking the stars off and putting the stars on, so nobody knew who initially had them and who didn't. The book has a couple of lessons, actually. First, it addresses prejudice, and I actually used to use it as a classroom lesson when I was doing my practicum at the elementary school. It also addresses the whole "keeping up with the Jonses'" syndrome, of where people try too hard to fit in.



Text of the book follows:


THE SNEETCHES
by Dr. Suess

Now the Star-bellied Sneetches had bellies with stars.
The Plain-bellied Sneetches had none upon thars.
The stars weren't so big; they were really quite small.
You would think such a thing wouldn't matter at all.
But because they had stars, all the Star-bellied Sneetches
would brag, "We're the best kind of Sneetch on the beaches."

With their snoots in the air, they would sniff and they'd snort, "
We'll have nothing to do with the plain-bellied sort."
And whenever they met some, when they were out walking,
they'd hike right on past them without even talking.

When the Star-bellied children went out to play ball,
could the Plain-bellies join in their game? Not at all!
You could only play ball if your bellies had stars,
and the Plain-bellied children had none upon thars.

When the Star-bellied Sneetches had frankfurter roasts,
or picnics or parties or marshmallow toasts,
they never invited the Plain-bellied Sneetches.
Left them out cold in the dark of the beaches.
Kept them away; never let them come near,
and that's how they treated them year after year.

Then one day, it seems, while the Plain-bellied Sneetches
were moping, just moping alone on the beaches,
sitting there, wishing their bellies had stars,
up zipped a stranger in the strangest of cars.

"My friends, " he announced in a voice clear and keen,
"My name is Sylvester McMonkey McBean.
I've heard of your troubles; I've heard you're unhappy.
But I can fix that; I'm the fix-it-up chappie.
I've come here to help you; I have what you need.
My prices are low, and I work with great speed,
and my work is one hundred per cent guaranteed."

Then quickly, Sylvester McMonkey McBean
put together a very peculiar machine.
Then he said, "You want stars like a Star-bellied Sneetch?
My friends, you can have them . . . . for three dollars each.
Just hand me your money and climb on aboard."

They clambered inside and the big machine roared.
It bonked. It clonked. It jerked. It berked.
It bopped them around, but the thing really worked.
When the Plain-bellied Sneetches popped out, they had stars!
They actually did, they had stars upon thars!

Then they yelled at the ones who had stars from the start,
"We're exactly like you; you can't tell us apart.
We're all just the same now, you snooty old smarties.
Now we can come to your frankfurter parties!"

"Good grief!" groaned the one who had stars from the first.
"We're still the best Sneetches, and they are the worst.
But how in the world will we know," they all frowned,
"if which kind is what or the other way 'round?"

Then up stepped McBean with a very sly wink, and he said,
"Things are not quite as bad as you think.
You don't know who's who, that is perfectly true.
But come with me, friends, do you know what I'll do?
I'll make you again the best Sneetches on beaches,
and all it will cost you is ten dollars eaches.

Belly stars are no longer in style, " said McBean.
"What you need is a trip through my stars-off machine.
This wondrous contraption will take off your stars,
so you won't look like Sneetches who have them on thars."

That handy machine, working very precisely,
removed all the stars from their bellies quite nicely.
Then, with snoots in the air, they paraded about.
They opened their beaks and proceeded to shout,
"We now know who's who, and there isn't a doubt,
the best kind of Sneetches are Sneetches without."

Then, of course those with stars all got frightfully mad.
To be wearing a star now was frightfully bad.
Then, of course old Sylvester McMonkey McBean
invited them into his stars-off machine.
Then, of course from then on, you can probably guess,
things really got into a horrible mess.

All the rest of the day on those wild screaming beaches,
the Fix-it-up-Chappie was fixing up Sneetches.
Off again, on again, in again, out again,
through the machine and back round about again,
still paying money, still running through,
changing their stars every minute or two,
until neither the Plain- nor the Star-bellies knew
whether this one was that one or that one was this one
or which one was what one or what one was who!

Then, when every last cent of their money was spent,
the Fix-It-Up-Chappie packed up and he went.
And he laughed as he drove in his car up the beach,
"They never will learn; no, you can't teach a Sneetch!"

But McBean was quite wrong, I'm quite happy to say,
the Sneetches got quite a bit smarter that day.
That day, they decided that Sneetches are Sneetches,
and no kind of Sneetch is the BEST on the beaches.
That day, all the Sneetches forgot about stars,
and whether they had one or not upon thars.

Purpose

OK, this is where I take a question, and answer it the best I can. I want it to be a random question, that might be silly, might be stupid, or might be thought provoking. James has access to this blog too, and may post the same question, or others. It's a way to get me thinking about things that I might not have thought about before, or just a way to encourage free-writing, as I seem to enjoy writing a lot lately. I'm not ready to write that novel or anything, but it's actually something I've thought about a time or two, just not sure of something that hasn't been done eleventy million times already.